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You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in.
You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address.
She tells you to take her out today.
She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world.
You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy.
You run out as fast as you can.
You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two.
Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it.
You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter.
Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer.
You ask him why she called him daddy.
He says because that's my first name.
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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
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Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
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Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
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Is your name Summer? ‘Coz you're HOT!
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Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.
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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
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Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?
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I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?
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Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hеll alone.
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Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
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I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.
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I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
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Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say:
"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
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I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
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I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
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Its girls like u that cause global warming!
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Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
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I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And..
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Every function without you will always be void of love.
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Усмивката.. "Frau Schneider, wenn Sie mich so anlachen, wünschte ich mir, dass Sie mich besuchen kommen.",- "Sie Schmeichler, Sie.",- "Nun ja, wie man es nimmt - ich bin Zahnarzt." Mężczyzna do kobiety: - Gdy widzę pani uśmiech, mam nadzieję, że złoży mi pani wizytę. - Podrywacz z pana! - Nie, dentysta. Hij: "Mevrouw, als u zo naar mij lacht, dan weet ik dat ik u binnenkort weer zie!" Zij: "Nou, u bent nog al overtuigd van uzelf!" Hij: "Nee, ik ben tandarts!" A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist. "Frøken Hansen, sikke et smil De har! Skal vi ikke lave en aftale med det samme?" "Ih, De er vel nok en charmetrold." "Nej, jeg er tandlæge..." Un mec, une nana : – À chaque fois que tu souris, j’ai envie de te ramener chez moi. – Ah ! Tu es célibataire ? – Non, dentiste… - Liisa, nähdessäni hymysi aavistan, että tapaamme vielä uudelleen. - Oletko selvännäkijä? - En, vaan hammaslääkäri. — Дівчино, коли я бачу вашу посмішку, мені хочеться запросити вас до себе. — Ви нахаба! — Ні, я стоматолог. - Valahányszor meglátom önt mosolyogni, asszonyom, mindig arra gondolok, hogy fel kellene csábítanom a lakásomra. - Nocsak, nocsak! Ekkora nagy nőcsábász? - Nem asszonyom, fogorvos vagyok. A guy is talking to a girl A guy is talking to a girl : "Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place" "Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?" "No, I'm a dentist." - Når jeg ser på Deres smil, frøken, er jeg sikker på, vi snart får en aftale. - De er vist en værre scoretrold. - Næh, jeg er tandlæge.
I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..."
I asked "Are you single?"
She replied "No, I'm a dentist."
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."
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