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Как ме гледа рецепционистката на зъболекаря, когато не знам дали ще съм свободен в 10 сутринта след 6 месеца Како ме гледа рецепционерката кај забарот кога не знам дали ќе бидам слободен во 10 сабајле за 6 месеци Cómo me mira la recepcionista del dentista cuando no sé si estaré libre a las 10am dentro de 6 meses Как на меня смотрит администратор у стоматолога, когда я не знаю, буду ли свободен в 10 утра через полгода Wie mich die Zahnarzthelferin anschaut, wenn ich niсhт weiß, ob ich in 6 Monaten um 10 Uhr Zeit habe Comment la secrétaire du dentiste me regarde quand je ne sais pas si je serai libre à 10h dans 6 mois Πώς με κοιτάζει η γραμματέας του οδοντιάτρου όταν δεν ξέρω αν θα είμαι διαθέσιμος στις 10 π.μ. σε έξι μήνες Come mi guarda la segretaria del dentista quando non so se sarò libero alle 10 del mattino tra 6 mesi Dişçi sekreteri, 6 ay sonra sabah 10'da boş olup olmadığımı bilmediğimde bana nasıl bakıyor Як на мене дивиться адміністратор у стоматолога, коли я не знаю, чи буду вільний о 10 ранку через 6 місяців Como a recepcionista do dentista me olha quando não sei se estarei livre às 10h daqui a 6 meses Jak patrzy na mnie recepcjonistka u dentysty, gdy nie wiem, czy będę wolny o 10 rano za 6 miesięcy Hur tandläkarens receptionist tittar på mig när jag inte vet om jag är ledig klockan 10 om sеx månader Ное de tandartsassistente naar me kijkt als ik niet weet of ik over 6 maanden om 10 uur vrij ben Hvordan tandlægens receptionist kigger på mig, når jeg ikke ved, om jeg er ledig kl. 10 om 6 måneder Hvordan tannlegens resepsjonist ser på meg når jeg ikke vet om jeg er ledig klokka 10 om sекs måneder Miten hammaslääkärin vastaanottovirkailija katsoo minua, kun en tiedä olenko vapaana kuudelta aamulla puolen vuoden päästä Hogy néz rám a fogorvos recepciósa, amikor nem tudom, hogy 6 hónap múlva reggel 10-kor ráérek-e Сuм se uită recepționista de la dentist la mine când nu știu dacă voi fi liber la ora 10 peste 6 luni Jak se na mě dívá recepční u zubaře, když nevím, jestli budu mít čas v 10 ráno za půl roku Kaip į mane žiūri odontologo registratorė, kai nežinau, ar būsiu laisvas 10 ryto po 6 mėnesių Kā uz mani skatās zobārsta reģistratore, kad nezinu, vai būšu brīvs 10 no rīta pēc 6 mēnešiem Kako me gleda zubarova recepcionarka kad ne znam hoću li biti slobodan u 10 ujutro za 6 mjeseci
How the dentist receptionist looks at me when I don't know if I'm free at 10am 6 months from now
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Man visits a dentist with broken teeth
Dentist.:
- How did you manage to break these three teeth. .?
Man:
- My wife bakeda bread that was too hard.
Dentist.:
- You could have refused to eat it
Man:
- That's exactly how this happened...
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My doctor checked my prostate last week
It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.
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I asked my dentist if I can have some of his laughing gas.
He said:
"Sure, knock yourself out."
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LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium.
It will be hilarious when you scream.
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I went to the dentist.
I sat down in the chair and he said,
"Open up for me..."
"OK," I said,
"My parents don't love me very much."
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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated..
So every year I give him a little plaque.
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
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Egy fiatal, rettentően csinos és szép nő beül a fogorvos székébe: - Jaj, doktor úr!Tudja én jobban félek a foghúzástól, mint a szüléstől! - Döntse el, mert akkor úgy állítom a széket. A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your... Sarışın kadın, çok ağrıyan dişini çektirmek için diş doktoruna gitmiş ve: - "Dişimi çektirmek istiyorum." demiş. Doktor da: - "Lütfen, koltuğa oturun." demiş. Koltuğa oturan kadın başlamış... Žena u zubaře: „Pane doktore, já se bojím, já bych raději rodila, než abych cítila tu vrtačku.” „Tak se, paní, rychle rozmyslete, abych věděl, jak nastavit křeslo.” En kvinde var hos tandlægen.. - "Åh, jeg er så bange for det her. Det kommer garanteret til at gøre ondt. Faktisk ville jeg hellere have et barn end at blive boret i tænderne!" - "Hør nu bette... Жена към зъболекаря: - Докторе, страх ме е, предпочитам да родя, отколкото да усетя бормашината. - И така, госпожо, мислете бързо, за да знам как да настроя стола.
A woman goes to the dentist....
And the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."
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My dentist told me to open up....
So I started telling him how depressed I was.
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A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”
“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”
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The Dentist says,
"When was the last time you flossed?"
The Patient replies,
"You should know, you were there!"
Heard this at the dentist this morning
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I just got my first prostate exam
And im never going back to that dentist again
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Why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist
He said he wants a change of Korea..
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What time is the dentist appointment?
Tooth hurty
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Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?
They couldn't brush away their differences.
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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department?
Tooth Pics....
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Dentist! Dentist! I need your help!
“I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.
“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.
“Your light was on.”
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The Royal Wedding is like my upcoming dentist appointment.
I'll be happier when it's over.
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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb?
You've got some nerve, punk!
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The chamber of commerce gave an award to the best dentist in town
It was a little plaque........
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What's the similarity between a dentist and an engineering graduate?
Both hate plaques
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Why didn't the 10th Dentist like the toothpaste?
Because he likes being addressed as a Doctor
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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ?
Open your mouth
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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little...
I’m having an affair with your wife
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At what time do you go to a dentist?
At tooth-hurty
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My dentist appointment was so great...
It was jaw-dropping
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Whats the best time to go to a dentist
Tooth hurty.
.... I'll let myself out
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I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day.
I got buck teeth.
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I’ve definitely started to like the dentist more in my old age.
“thisargfhtthooswagjk” is always the right answer.
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What do you get when you go to a dentist?
Uncomfortably numb
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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
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