Dentist Jokes - Page 7

“A dentist in a court trial was оrаlly examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth.”

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"My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah.. My wife just broke up with her boyfriend."
"My friends and I played a new version of Russian roulette. We passed around six girls and one of them had VD."
"I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah... I told him once... Doctor... Every morning when I get up and look in the mirror.. I feel like throwing up; what's wrong with me? He said.. I don't know but your eyesight is perfect"
"I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest."
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie."
"My dentist has bad breath...... Why every time he smokes he blows onion rings."
"My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion... He said... Alright... You're ugly too!"
"I was so ugly... My mother used to feed me with a sling shot!"

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Trump would be an amazing dentist
He is against anything that's not white and straight.

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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Dentist Jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

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The artist told the dentist, “Matisse hurt!”

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“Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.”

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What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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How do you know when your husband eats too much рussy?
When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut!

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What do you call a bear who practices dentistry? A molar bear.

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Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist? It was too-th late.

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Confucius say, man with тооl in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist

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A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
So, he asks the man his name.
"Fred," the driver replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies,
"It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.
"When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my dingaling . . . so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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Did you hear about the Hindu yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine, the yogi said,
"No. I can transcend dental medication."

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Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons:
A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man.
The old woman comes to the busman and tells him:
"Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?"
The busman says:
"Yes, why not?"
He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them.
This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman:
"Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full."
The old woman only says:
"You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have suскеd them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?
"You have a hole in one."

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I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..."
I asked "Are you single?"
She replied "No, I'm a dentist."

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My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily.
I wish he'd leave me alone.

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Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok.
Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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What is a dentist's favorite Dinosaur? A Flossorapter

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