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My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday
So I took her to a baseball game

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Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
The teams were all-women.

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Where do coal diggers play baseball?
In the miner (minor) leagues.

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How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
Only throw strikes.

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Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

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If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?
Five after nine. (9:05)

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Two guys are walking down a street in hеll when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says,
“Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series.”

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You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?
Unlock the door, of course!

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Why couldn’t the fans get soda pop at the double header?
Because the home team lost the opener.

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There once was a pitcher so bad, the crowd started singing Take Him Out of The Ball Game!

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Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.

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Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?
Sparky Anderson

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Which baseball players is a fruitarian?
Darryl Strawberry

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The pitcher really had good control today… Didn’t miss a bat for three innings!

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If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?
The cake batter.

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Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.

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Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Phillip… Phillip who?… Let’s phillip the bases.

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When pitching the ball, why does the pitcher raise only one of his legs and not two legs? If he would have raised both of his legs, he would have fallen down!

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Why can you not find the biggest diamond in New York in jewelry shops? Because the largest diamond in New York is at Yankee Stadium!

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Why did the baseball team that was at the bottom of the points table chart take a ghost in their team? Because they wanted to add more team spirit!

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Why did the coach hire a baker for their team? Because the team was in bad shape and dire need of a good batter!

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What is the only thing in a game of baseball that goes all around the field but never moves on its own? The fence surrounding the field!

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How can you differentiate between an umpire and a pickpocket? The former watches the steals while the latter steals watches!

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While leaving the hand, what did the glove say to the ball? You are leaving soon, so catch ya later!

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Which is the only place where the catchers sit during lunch? They all sit behind the plate!

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Which is the main reason why Yankee Stadium is one of the coolest places on earth? Because it is always filled with fans!

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Why was the Phillies game so hot? Because it didn't have any fans at the stadium!

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Did I tell you the funny joke about a pop fly? On second thoughts, don't bother. It will go above your head!

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What are the special baseball rules that are only exclusive to zebras in the world series? Three stripes, and you are out!

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Which baseball player is known for making the best flapjacks? Obviously, the batter!

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Which insect hits the maximum of home runs in the jungle baseball world series league? A fly swatter!

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Why are all the baseball umpires known for having stout figures? Because their main job is to clean all the plates!

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Where do the players keep their mitt while they drive their cars? They usually keep them in the glove compartment!

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Which baseball player in the team has the role of carrying water for the other teammate? The pitcher!

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Why was the baseball coach always calm? Because he had a lot of ваlls!

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