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What is the difference between a boy who is late for dinner and a baseball hit over the fence?
One runs home and the other is a home run.

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Manager: Our new infielder cost $10 million. I call him our “Wonder Player.”… Every time he plays, I wonder why I bothered to get him.

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Why don’t matches play baseball?
One strike and you’re out!

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Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?
He wanted to play like the Ваве.

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Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
He wasn’t getting any hits!

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Why don’t baseball players join unions?
Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

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Why are singers good at baseball?
Because they have perfect pitch!

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What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?
The swings!

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What cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.

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Which superhero is the best at baseball?
Batman.

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What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?
Pitching like no one has ever seen.

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Where did the baseball player wash his socks?
In the bleachers.

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Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle

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Have you ever seen a line drive?
No, but I have seen a baseball park!

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Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”

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Did you hear the joke about the baseball?
It will leave you in stitches!

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Why is an umpire like an angry chicken?
They both have foul mouths.

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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Because he was the wurst on his team.

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What did the hand say to the baseball?
You’re such a catch.

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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become an umpire.

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