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Why did the cops go to the baseball game?
Because they heard someone was stealing a base.

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How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They’re too busy arguing the last call.

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What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?
You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!

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Who’s the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
O.J. Simpson

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A baseball scout found a remarkable prospect: a horse who was a pretty good fielder and who hit the ball every time he was up at bat. The scout got him a try-out with a big league team. Up at bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it go. “Run!” the manager screamed, “Run!” “Are you kidding?” answered the horse. “If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby.”

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What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
Oven mitts, bundt pans and batter.

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What’s the difference between a Royals fаn and a baby?
The baby stops whining after a while.

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What do you call 40 millionaires sitting around watching the World Series?
The New York Yankees!

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What do baseball players eat on?
Home plates!

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What animal is best at baseball?
The bat!

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Which baseball player loved ﬁreplaces?
Mickey Mantle

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When does the Queen watch baseball?
If it’s a knight game!

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How is a baseball team like a baker?
They needed a good batter!

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Something to ponder:
“Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

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Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug baseball teams?
Because it takes too long to put their cleats on.

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Where does the baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
New Jersey.

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Why are frogs good baseball players?
Because they’re great at catching flies.

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Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?
Someone stole second base.

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How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
Five minutes. It was a short stop.

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What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

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