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Усмивката.. "Frau Schneider, wenn Sie mich so anlachen, wünschte ich mir, dass Sie mich besuchen kommen.",- "Sie Schmeichler, Sie.",- "Nun ja, wie man es nimmt - ich bin Zahnarzt." Mężczyzna do kobiety: - Gdy widzę pani uśmiech, mam nadzieję, że złoży mi pani wizytę. - Podrywacz z pana! - Nie, dentysta. Hij: "Mevrouw, als u zo naar mij lacht, dan weet ik dat ik u binnenkort weer zie!" Zij: "Nou, u bent nog al overtuigd van uzelf!" Hij: "Nee, ik ben tandarts!" A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist. "Frøken Hansen, sikke et smil De har! Skal vi ikke lave en aftale med det samme?" "Ih, De er vel nok en charmetrold." "Nej, jeg er tandlæge..." Un mec, une nana : – À chaque fois que tu souris, j’ai envie de te ramener chez moi. – Ah ! Tu es célibataire ? – Non, dentiste… - Liisa, nähdessäni hymysi aavistan, että tapaamme vielä uudelleen. - Oletko selvännäkijä? - En, vaan hammaslääkäri. — Дівчино, коли я бачу вашу посмішку, мені хочеться запросити вас до себе. — Ви нахаба! — Ні, я стоматолог. - Valahányszor meglátom önt mosolyogni, asszonyom, mindig arra gondolok, hogy fel kellene csábítanom a lakásomra. - Nocsak, nocsak! Ekkora nagy nőcsábász? - Nem asszonyom, fogorvos vagyok. I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..." I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist." - Når jeg ser på Deres smil, frøken, er jeg sikker på, vi snart får en aftale. - De er vist en værre scoretrold. - Næh, jeg er tandlæge.
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During the last Yom Kippur High Holiday, many individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one.
- _ Talking section.
- _ No talking sectionIf talking, which category do you prefer?
(Indicate order of interest.
- _ Stock market.
- _ Sports.
- _ Medicine.
- _ General gossip.
- _ Specific gossip (choose from below.
- _ The rabbi.
- _ The cantor.
- _ The cantor's voice.
- _ The cantor's significant other.
- _ The rabbi�s significant other.
- _ Fashion news.
- _ What others are wearing.
- _ Why they look awful.
- _ My neighbors.
- _ My relatives.
- _ My neighbors' relatives.
- _ Presidential Election, results from.
- _ Who is cheating on/having an affair with whom.
- _ My children/grandchildren.
- _ Other:_______________________________Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?
- Doctor.
- Dentist.
- Nutritionist.
- Psychiatrist.
- Child psychiatrist.
- Podiatrist.
- Chiropractor.
- Stockbroker.
- Accountant.
- Lawyer, General Practice.
- Criminal Lawyer.
- Civil Lawyer.
- Real estate agent.
- Architect.
- Plumber.
- Buyer (Specify store:_____________ )
- Sexologist  (??)
- Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One]
- Other:____________________________I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority.
- On the aisle.
- Near the exit.
- Near the window.
- In Aruba.
- Near the bathroom.
- Near my in-laws.
- As far away from my in-laws as possible.
- As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible.
- Near the pulpit.
- Near single men.
- Near available women.
- Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services.
- Where no one will notice me sleeping during services.
- Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]
- Where I can text from my iPhone (SHHHH)(Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where:
- I can see my spouse over the mechitza.
- I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza.
- I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza.
- My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse over the mechitzaPlease do not place me anywhere near the following people:
(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.)
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________Your name:_________________________________
Building fund pledge (acknowledging and in grateful appreciation for
This change): $________________________
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