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Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest? Because sticks and stones will break them bones.

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Why did the skeleton have to testify in court? Because he was a body of evidence.

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Why were the skeletons’ fingers missing? Because he had worked them to the воnе.

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Why did the skeletons go to the nudist beach? It was the best place for them to be bare bones.

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Why was the skeleton scared of the baby? Because he was an ankle biter.

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Why didn’t the skeleton wear a bikini? Because she was big воnеd.

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Where do Scottish skeletons long to be? The Boney Boney banks of Loch Lomond.

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How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market? He used his Cart-ilage.

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How did the skeleton get his cattle to the slaughter house? He drove them in his CAR-cass.

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What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have? A bonefish.

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What kind of skeletons live in Brooklyn? Hip-воnеrs.

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How did the skeleton baker make bread? He Knee-d it.

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Where do skeletons buy wood from? The Lumbar yard.

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Where do naughty skeletons buy concert tickets from? They buy them from a ticket scapula.

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What did the broken hearted skeleton say? After all to-marrow is another day.

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How did the skeleton learn the rumor about his friend? He heard it from the Skull-ttlebutt.

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“What’s wrong?” asked the skeleton, “Do you have a headache?” “Noggin’s wrong”, was the reply.

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“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton. “It’s spine“ replied the driver.

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Two skeletons are talking in a bar. “Are you going to the funeral tomorrow “ “Of corpse I am”

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What does a skeleton use to flip pancakes? A Scap-ula.

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How does a French skeleton say good night? Воnе-soir.

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What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter ? A Воnе-et.

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What’s the name of the large skeleton rock concert? Воnе-arro.

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What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free! Pro Воnе-O.

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Who are the two most famous skeleton bank robbers? Boney and Clavicle.

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How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping? They made them on the воnе-fire.

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What happened to the skeleton who spent too long in the ocean? He got Воnе-acles.

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Why didn’t the skeleton give his co-workers a ride? He was scared of Carpal Tunnel.

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Although highly qualified. The skeleton could not get a permanent job, the only one he could get was temporal.

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The skeleton loved maths. The only thing he disliked was dealing with fracture-ions.

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95– The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.

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