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- How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
- Into what?

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to put it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to put in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other inserts the bulb into the water faucet.

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How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?

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How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminist can change anything

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How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman
What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They’re both accidents

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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How many babys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

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How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
…just kidding-

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How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

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Did you hear about the light bulb party— yeah it was pretty lit!

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How many liberals does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
All of them cause they will never see the light.

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How many gаys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None because they sсrеw each other the dirтy fuскs.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.

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What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."

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Why does it take three women with РМS to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
It just does!!!

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Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party. And it was lit

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How many duffers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
4. One to hold the light bulb and stand on a spinning chair and 3 to spin the chair round and round!

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How many type A personalities does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Two. One to sсrеw in the light bulb, and one to tell him he's doing it all wrong.

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Q. How many cockroaches dose it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A. None cause when you turn the light on they all scatter.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They're still arguing about it.

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