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Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.

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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.

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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.

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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to вlоw out light bulbs.

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How many liberals does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
All of them cause they will never see the light.

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Q: How many Irishmen does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: "Aw, f**k it! We'll drink in the dark!"

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

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How many gаys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None because they sсrеw each other the dirтy fuскs.

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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

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Q: How many racists does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: None. They don't want to be enlightened.

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Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.

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