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What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene.
What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?
Irene.

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An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Раddy Juan".

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My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
Turns out my dog licked my sample.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr Day and St Patrick's Day?
On St Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What happened to the Irish construction worker?
He got hammered.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?
Legolas

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An Irish man walks past a bar...
That's it

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What do the Irish call the only crocodile at the Dublin Zoo?
Croc o’ d’ Isle

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What do you call the Irish presidents plane
Èire force one

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What do the Irish have instead of Netflix & Chill?
Meet & Potatoes

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What liquer do most asian people like to hate?
Baileys Irish ... Cream

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What do you get when you cross Obama, Bruce Lee, and the Irish?
Barack O’Lee

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What did the Irish fraudsters call their band?
Shamrock.

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A Scottish man, an Irish man, and a English man are all in a hot air balloon.
Somehow

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A Scottish man, an English man and an Irish man tell some jokes in a pub...
Everyone gets arrested for racism.

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What's the Name of the new irish NBA Rookie ?
LePrechaun.

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A 14 year old Irish boy asked his grandfather for $10
Grandfather:
“What do you need it for?”
Boy:
“I want to get a guinea pig”
Grandfather:
“Here’s 20$, go get yourself a nice Irish girl”

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An Irish man, a woman, and PETA walk into a bar.
Whoops, sorry the joke already got stolen and euthanized by PETA.

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Remember it's St Patrick's day today, try and stand out from the crowd...
... wear all orange, it's also an Irish color

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Since I was a kid I always wanted to find the рот of gold at the end of the rainbow.
But I guess that is just something Irish for.
EDIT: I just thought of this randomly. I'm sorry this is a horrible joke.

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The Redhead Festival in Dublin, Ireland, an annual gathering for redheads. Netflix remake

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Irish girl sunbathing. No, not her. The other one

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