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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

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Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

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Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

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I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.

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If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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For my next trick I need a соndом and a volunteer...

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"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."

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Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

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I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

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Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

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How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.

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I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch роrn...

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Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.

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Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

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You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.

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Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?

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