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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

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Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

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You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.

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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!

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What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.

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Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in рussy.

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I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.

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Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

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"Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

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Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

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