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Усмивката.. "Frau Schneider, wenn Sie mich so anlachen, wünschte ich mir, dass Sie mich besuchen kommen.",- "Sie Schmeichler, Sie.",- "Nun ja, wie man es nimmt - ich bin Zahnarzt." Mężczyzna do kobiety: - Gdy widzę pani uśmiech, mam nadzieję, że złoży mi pani wizytę. - Podrywacz z pana! - Nie, dentysta. Hij: "Mevrouw, als u zo naar mij lacht, dan weet ik dat ik u binnenkort weer zie!" Zij: "Nou, u bent nog al overtuigd van uzelf!" Hij: "Nee, ik ben tandarts!" A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist. "Frøken Hansen, sikke et smil De har! Skal vi ikke lave en aftale med det samme?" "Ih, De er vel nok en charmetrold." "Nej, jeg er tandlæge..." Un mec, une nana : – À chaque fois que tu souris, j’ai envie de te ramener chez moi. – Ah ! Tu es célibataire ? – Non, dentiste… - Liisa, nähdessäni hymysi aavistan, että tapaamme vielä uudelleen. - Oletko selvännäkijä? - En, vaan hammaslääkäri. — Дівчино, коли я бачу вашу посмішку, мені хочеться запросити вас до себе. — Ви нахаба! — Ні, я стоматолог. - Valahányszor meglátom önt mosolyogni, asszonyom, mindig arra gondolok, hogy fel kellene csábítanom a lakásomra. - Nocsak, nocsak! Ekkora nagy nőcsábász? - Nem asszonyom, fogorvos vagyok. A guy is talking to a girl A guy is talking to a girl : "Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place" "Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?" "No, I'm a dentist." - Når jeg ser på Deres smil, frøken, er jeg sikker på, vi snart får en aftale. - De er vist en værre scoretrold. - Næh, jeg er tandlæge.
I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..."
I asked "Are you single?"
She replied "No, I'm a dentist."
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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"Does your аss have Allstate insurance?"
"No, why?"
"Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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Virginity like bubble, one рriск all gone.
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
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F*uck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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- Миме, не бъди егоистка. Ти ще имаш това тяло през целият си живот, а аз го искам за една единствена вечер
You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking wееd."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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