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Pick up line rejection: Guy:come on dont be shy ask me out
Girl:okay. Go out

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Youre like an oreo to me, im gonna spread your legs and eat the middle

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Hey baby lets play army. I'll lay down and you can вlоw me up!

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They say we learn from our mistakes.
Which is why I make as many as possible.
I'll soon be a genius!

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I just put you at the top of my to do list.

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Boy- Wanna play the rаре game?
Girl- No!
Boy- Well that's the spirit!

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Stop being rude and start being nudе.

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Excuse me ma'am can you tell your воовs to stop staring at me.

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Guy: Do you have a band-aid? Girl: Yeah, but what for?
Guy: Oh, I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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Guy:
"Hey, you like Pokemon?"
Girl:
"Неll yes!"
Guy:
"Well, would you mind If I Squirtle your Jigglypuffs?"

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Guy: You look like garbage
Girl:***
Guy: So can I take you out

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Are you a light switch, cause u just turned me on.

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Guy: Are you a chicken farmer?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Because you raised my соск.
*Gets smacked in the face*

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" I have hidden talents "
"What is it"
" I don't know coz it's hidden

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"Do you wanna marry me, Or be unhappy the rest of your life?"
"What's the difference?"

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Here you find hilarious, cheesy, sweet, dirтy, smooth or nerdy pick up lines. Chat up lines for anybody.

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I wish you could have my eyes. Then you could see how incredibly gorgeous you look!

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Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.

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Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.

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Cheesy pick up line.
Gotcha you thieving thief!
[What]
You just stole my heart!

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Hey, I just saw you steal something of mine!
All of my attention!

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I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

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Oh baby, are you a communist revolutionary?
Because I feel a definite uprising in my lower classes.

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Do you like bread?
[Yes]
Awesome, me to!

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I really like the bits of your face that are covered with skin.

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I bet you’re a teacher. Everything about you shouts ‘class’.“

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Ooh you seem like you'd fit perfectly in my co-driver seat!

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Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.

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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?

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If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.

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Are you Wi-fi? [no] That’s funny, because I feel like I’m really connected to you.

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Girl, you must be garbage! ‘Cause I really want to take you out.

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Are you a fisherman?
You seem a real catch.

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I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.

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Boy:
“Would you give me half an hour of your time and about 8.5 inches of space?”

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Boy: Listen, could you hold something for me, please?
Girl: Of course, what?
Boy: Here, my hand.

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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? And would you like to?

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