Dark Humor

Dark Humor

First cannibal:
"Come and have dinner in our but tonight."
Second cannibal:
"What are you having?"
First cannibal:
"Hard-boiled legs."

Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people.

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!

Doctor:
"Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers."
Old man:
"Well, at least I don't have cancer!"

Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
A: To see her crack.

Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have a whole graveyard!

First Cannibal:
"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Second Cannibal:
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore.
So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.