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Just because your jobs sucks, doesn't mеап you can't make it fun

Just because your jobs sucks, doesn't mеап you can't make it fun

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!

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What does FUBU really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us.

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Where did OP go in the explosion?
Everywhere.

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How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a can down the stairs.

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What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa comes down the chimney.

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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!

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What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A jar of mayonnaise.

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