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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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Woman patient:
"Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor:
"You did the right thing to call me."
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Копах нощес яма в гората и намерих сандък със злато.
Копал яму в саду
- Когда я копал яму в саду
En creusant dans mon jardin
Kopałem dół w ogrodzie. Nagle łopata zatrzymała się na starej
Jeg gravde et hull bak i hagen vår da jeg fant en kiste full av gullmynter. Jeg holdt på å løpe rett inn for å fortelle kona mi om det
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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How do children in Baghdad do?
Bombastically.
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Just because your jobs sucks, doesn't mеап you can't make it fun
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!
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What does FUBU really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us.
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Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
Some dick cut her off.
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What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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When does a pedophile go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.
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Where did OP go in the explosion?
Everywhere.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. Ching chang chong ting.
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How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a can down the stairs.
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