Dark Humor

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Dark Humor

Why do old Jews have outhouses?
Because their afraid of the showers.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!

How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.

It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.

Die hard

Die hard

How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

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