Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus

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Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus

What do my girlfriend and coronavirus have in common?
They both leave me alone in my house with nothing to do but look them up online.

Why did the Coronavirus cross the road?
Because everyone is an idiot

My girlfriend is like the coronavirus
I don't have the coronavirus

Can't believe trump tested positive for covid-19
When all he had to do was to not get tested.

Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April
He simply forgot to say 2021.

Yo mama is like the coronavirus
She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.

The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is

BC now stands for "Before Coronavirus"
And AD is now "After Distancing"
>!Welcome to the new dark ages!<

The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

Since I was the only one in my family to get the coronavirus, I had to tell them
"Don't worry, I got you covid."

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