Coronavirus jokes

Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19)

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

Boris, I have an idea. Put the vaccine in booze, open the pubs and in 2 days the whole country will be vaccinated.

Not to alarm anybody ... but mad max took place in 2021

Not to alarm anybody ... but mad max took place in 2021

They say that for Christmas we can meet up to 8 people without any problems.
But I don't know 8 people without problems...

I have no clue what's open or closed anymore.
I just walk towards automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just fuck off!

Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

1990: Sneaking out of my parents house.
2020: Sneaking into my parents house.

Christmas 2020

Christmas 2020

2019-2020

2019-2020

Having а big nose is non excuse for not wearing mask.
I still wear underwear....