Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus

What do my girlfriend and coronavirus have in common?
They both leave me alone in my house with nothing to do but look them up online.

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Why did the Coronavirus cross the road?
Because everyone is an idiot

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My girlfriend is like the coronavirus
I don't have the coronavirus

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Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April
He simply forgot to say 2021.

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Yo mama is like the coronavirus
She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.

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The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is

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BC now stands for "Before Coronavirus"
And AD is now "After Distancing"
>!Welcome to the new dark ages!<

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The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

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Since I was the only one in my family to get the coronavirus, I had to tell them
"Don't worry, I got you covid."

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