Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus

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Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.

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I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...
He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”

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Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall other version? I believe this has a virus...

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Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from а major sporting competition for not taking drugs.

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During self isolation..
Dogs: "Oh My god, you're here all day and this is the best as I can love you, see you, be with you and follow you! I am so excited because you are the greatest and I love you being here so much!

Cats: "What the hеll are you still doing here?"

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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

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The moment you realize 2022 is pronounced

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Transvaccinated : I am not actually "vaccinated", but I identify as someone who is "vaccinated"

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Come to the dark side, we have masks and respirators

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Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!
Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

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My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, now when I рее I clean the toilet.

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They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.

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Be like Darth Vader: - Wears mask - Doesn't visit his son and daughter - Socially and emotionally distant - Follow orders

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Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!

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Seeing how some people wear their masks, I now understand how contraceptives fail ...

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Harry Potter can't go back to Hogwarts. But, why? Because all classed will be held online

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The work from home collection

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Me, going back to my car, because i forgot my fucking mask

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