Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus

What do my girlfriend and coronavirus have in common?
They both leave me alone in my house with nothing to do but look them up online.

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Why did the Coronavirus cross the road?
Because everyone is an idiot

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My girlfriend is like the coronavirus
I don't have the coronavirus

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Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April
He simply forgot to say 2021.

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Yo mama is like the coronavirus
She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.

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The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is

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BC now stands for "Before Coronavirus"
And AD is now "After Distancing"
>!Welcome to the new dark ages!<

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The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

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Since I was the only one in my family to get the coronavirus, I had to tell them
"Don't worry, I got you covid."

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Why didn't the Muslim youth get the coronavirus?
Because he was a Quran Teen.

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What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.

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I asked my doctor when we could anticipate an end to the coronavirus epidemic
He said “I don’t know. I’m not really into politics.”

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Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!
Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

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Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from а major sporting competition for not taking drugs.

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Novak Djokovic is the first player to be knocked out of а Grand Slam tournament after missing only 2 shots.

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The moment you realize 2022 is pronounced "2020 too"

The moment you realize 2022 is pronounced "2020 too"<br />

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What do pro-vaxxers and anti-vaxxers have in common?
THEY'LL NEVER BE FULLY VACCINATED

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2019 - Avoid negative people
2020 - Avoid positive people
2021 - Avoid people

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Transvaccinated : I am not actually "vaccinated", but I identify as someone who is "vaccinated"

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