Coronavirus Jokes

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In my ad, I specified that the babysitter had to wear a mask. She arrived wearing that. Instantly hired.

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This wasn’t a pandemic. It was an iq test.

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Our government is safe during the Coronavirus
Human to Lizard transmission has yet to be proven.

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What’s the difference between social security and coronavirus?
Millennials probably won’t get social security.

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With all this stress regarding the coronavirus pandemic, I’ve decided to plan a getaway to Italy for the weekend.
I hear it’s really breathtaking over there!

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How do I keep track of Coronavirus?
I-taly

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The first death in Russia caused by coronavirus. The patient had other conditions:
At autopsy they found a bullet in the head

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Why did Coronavirus force Microsoft to close their stores?
Research suggests it can live for three days on surfaces.

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In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, I chopped off my mustache to reduce the amount I’m subconsciously touching my face.
I decided better shave than sorry.

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Dad's army was sent to China to help fight the Coronavirus...
... Don't panic Mr mandarin!

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Whole Foods, in wake of the Coronavirus Pandemic is preparing to change their logo
*Not a* Whole *Lotta* Foods

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Cruise companies are getting hit hard by the coronavirus pandemic
They’ll be lucky to stay afloat.

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Why are veterinarians not permitted to perform surgery on eagles infected with coronavirus?
It's an ill-eagle operation

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The Coronavirus has stolen my Senior Year
How Dare You

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A priest is in a bar when a rabbi walks in and says “I have the Coronavirus!” Then a nun walks in and says “so do I!”
Then a black dude walks into the bar and robs all three of them.

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The coronavirus is striking everywhere
All the Italians have pasta way

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Canada is testing a vaccine for the Coronavirus...
I heard it’s made from lime.

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Coronavirus is bad for population
My wife became pregnant after the Work-From-Home policy started throughout the country.

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The Coronavirus has made Las Vegas the perfect travel destination.
So long as you're betting the spread.

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The pope just twated negative for the coronavirus
Which is a good thing since touches alot of people day to day.

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Tech people don’t get coronavirus
Cuz they got an antivirus

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Coronavirus doesnt just make me mad...
It makes me COVID

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Coronavirus would be shortlived. Why?
Made in china.

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I don't see what the big deal is with this coronavirus...
When I was in college I it the "bud flu," but now I just say "hangover."

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81 People Have Died So Far From Coronavirus in Honor of Kobe Bryant's Epic 81 Point Game
This disease is a class act.

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