Coronavirus Jokes

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What dose a coronavirus say to a coronavirus
Ey bro got the corona beer

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Why don't Juggalos get coronavirus?
They have developed a superior immune system. Instead of using phagocytosis, they use faygocytosis.

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The world health organization has announced that dogs cannot contract coronavirus. All dogs previously quarentined can go out
In short, WHO let the dogs out

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My wife and coronavirus have something in common.
I have no control of either so I just learned to deal with it.

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My buddy still plans to throw a party despite this coronavirus
Please send him your thots and players

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The novel coronavirus is literally the most-talked about thing on Earth right now...
But I'm not really much of a reader so I'll probably just wait for the film adaptation instead.

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More coronavirus mirth
How come people panic buy toilet roll, don't they have a flexible shower head?

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The Coronavirus sounds like something you'd tell your parents you had after a night of underage drinking
Kid:
"Ugh, I feel awful and I have the worst headache"
Mom:
"Oh no kiddo, what's wrong?"
Kid:
"Oh, I uh, I have the coronavirus"

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If I get Coronavirus, give me lime disease.
Because it ain't a corona without a lime.

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How do you dissapoint 330 million people?
Call Coronavirus, COVID-19

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What do you call it when you contract a sexually-transmitted disease from A hоокеr after A crazy night drinkingMexican beers.
The coronavirus, of course.

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Disney Corp is so paranoid about the Coronavirus, they re-released the Snow White movie under another name
It's now called, Snow White and the 6 Dwarfs.

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We all may get Coronavirus
But China got it right off the bat

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Y’know what would go great with the coronavirus?
Lime disease

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Melania Trump getting CoronaVirus from Donald Trump is proof that the
Virus still spreads even when you do your best to avoid all forms of physical contact and stay 6 feet away from the infected at all times

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Trump in his first speech after recovery from the coronavirus:
"I wanna thank all of you for your prayers..."
Makes me wonder why though. They obviously weren't answered.

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In Soviet America
Coronavirus handles administration

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Donald Trump and his wife Melania have tested positive for coronavirus.
I didn’t realise they were that close!

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Unlike other countries, Syria, despite all their problems, did manage to get their people to be aware of public hygiene and satefy during coronavirus.
Maybe because they already knew what Damascus.

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With the coronavirus, Scorpion is now saying...
"Stay over there!"

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