Coronavirus Jokes

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What do my girlfriend and coronavirus have in common?
They both leave me alone in my house with nothing to do but look them up online.

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Why did the Coronavirus cross the road?
Because everyone is an idiot

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My girlfriend is like the coronavirus
I don't have the coronavirus

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Can't believe trump tested positive for covid-19
When all he had to do was to not get tested.

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Coronavirus Jokes American Presidents Humor

Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April
He simply forgot to say 2021.

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Coronavirus Jokes American Presidents Humor

Yo mama is like the coronavirus
She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.

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Coronavirus Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is

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BC now stands for "Before Coronavirus"
And AD is now "After Distancing"
>!Welcome to the new dark ages!<

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The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

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Since I was the only one in my family to get the coronavirus, I had to tell them
"Don't worry, I got you covid."

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Why didn't the Muslim youth get the coronavirus?
Because he was a Quran Teen.

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I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back
Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.

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This is the first year that we didn't go to Hawaii because of coronavirus...
Every other year we don't go because we can't afford it.

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Trump gets coronavirus
The only thing that is positive in him

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What does Coronavirus and Cops have in common?
They both take your breath away.

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What can the coronavirus do that the us government can't?
Stop school shootings

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Poor grammar and the Coronavirus both made me..
[sic]

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Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.

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I would tell you a Coronavirus joke
But it would take 2 weeks to find out if you get it.

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How crazy is the coronavirus pandemic?
Batshit crazy.

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Coronavirus Jokes