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What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.

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I asked my doctor when we could anticipate an end to the coronavirus epidemic
He said “I don’t know. I’m not really into politics.”

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Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!
Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

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Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from а major sporting competition for not taking drugs.

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Novak Djokovic is the first player to be knocked out of а Grand Slam tournament after missing only 2 shots.

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The moment you realize 2022 is pronounced "2020 too"

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What do pro-vaxxers and anti-vaxxers have in common?
THEY'LL NEVER BE FULLY VACCINATED

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2019 - Avoid negative people
2020 - Avoid positive people
2021 - Avoid people

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Transvaccinated : I am not actually "vaccinated", but I identify as someone who is "vaccinated"

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For all those, who wear masks when they're alone in the car: the new outdoor safety belt is available

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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

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Boris, I have an idea. Put the vaccine in вооzе, open the pubs and in 2 days the whole country will be vaccinated.

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Not to alarm anybody ... but mad max took place in 2021

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They say that for Christmas we can meet up to 8 people without any problems.
But I don't know 8 people without problems...

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I have no clue what's open or closed anymore.
I just walk towards automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just fuск off!

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Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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1990: Sneaking out of my parents house.
2020: Sneaking into my parents house.

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Christmas 2020

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2019-2020

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Having а big nose is non excuse for not wearing mask.
I still wear underwear....

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