Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes

Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.

Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.

Two men are chatting;
"My son asked me:
'Daddy, where do children come from?'"
"It's not a big deal... Today kids are interested in that matter on the early years."
"Yeah men, but the real issue here is that my son is... married... for five years!"

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet.
Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you."
Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!"
Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"

A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried.
When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

My girlfriend asked, “Do you want to get married?”
I said, “Sure.”She said, “Great, when?”
I said, “Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.”