Weed Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Me: "I only smoke wееd because of Cancer."
Mom: "You don't have Cancer!"
Me: "So it's working..."

82

0

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

44

0

What do you call money that grows on trees?
Marijuana

42

0

I wish my grades would smoke wееd too so we could both get higher.

35

0

Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes wееd?
A: Han So-high

33

0

Q: How do you know when you are sтоnеd?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

33

0