Jewish Jokes

What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.

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A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...
"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.
The boy says,
"Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."

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A while ago I had a blind date with a Jewish girl
She asked me for my number.
I told her that we usually use names.

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A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining
And says "ladies, is anything ok?"

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Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew?
All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish

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I met a Jewish girl today and she asked for my number
I told her we use names here

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A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand.
The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?”

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Why are circumsized pe-nises so popular among Jewish girls?
They love anything that's 15% off

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Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry made it out of the Chamber

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