Jewish Jokes

; ; ; Jewish Jokes ; ;

;

; }

Jewish Jokes

A young black Jew asks his father, "Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"...
"Why do you ask?" asks the Dad.
The boy says,
"Well, a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100, or just steal it."

A while ago I had a blind date with a Jewish girl
She asked me for my number.
I told her that we usually use names.

What do Jewish pedophiles say?
“Hey kid, want to buy some candy?”

A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining
And says "ladies, is anything ok?"

Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew?
All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish

I met a Jewish girl today and she asked for my number
I told her we use names here

A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand.
The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?”

Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls?
They love anything that's 15% off

Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry made it out of the Chamber

Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.

;

;}