Der Flugkapitän ist Jude. Sein Co-Pilot ist Chinese. Един китаец си седи в бар и кротко си пийва биричка. A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down. Заходит еврей в кабак Un juif et un chinois sont calmement aussi sur un banc dans un parc. Un piloto chino y un copiloto judio comparten un vuelo por primera vez. Desde el principio se nota cierta antipatia Самолет излетял от летището в Лос Анджелис под контрола на еврейски пилот. Неговият помощник-пилот бил китаец. Това бил първият път A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks n jude und ein chinese sitzen auf einer parkbank und lesen eine zeitung. auf einmal steht der jude auf und verpruegelt den chinesen dass es schlimmer nicht mehr geht. er nimmt ihn so richtig in die mangel. als er fertig ist No trem Estavam viajando em um trem um judeu e um filipino. O filipino cochilou e o judeu se levantou da cadeira e começou a esmurrar o pobre do filipino. Acordando assustado o filipino perguntou: - Mas... Um judeu americano encontra um oriental e lhe dá uma tremenda surra. — Seu cretino! Seu covarde! - grita o judeu. Isso é por Pearl Harbour! O oriental não entendeu nada. — Para com isso! Pearl...
An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... It does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- No likee Jew.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.
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Der Flugkapitän ist Jude. Sein Co-Pilot ist Chinese. Един китаец си седи в бар и кротко си пийва биричка. A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down. Заходит еврей в кабак Un juif et un chinois sont calmement aussi sur un banc dans un parc. Un piloto chino y un copiloto judio comparten un vuelo por primera vez. Desde el principio se nota cierta antipatia Самолет излетял от летището в Лос Анджелис под контрола на еврейски пилот. Неговият помощник-пилот бил китаец. Това бил първият път A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks n jude und ein chinese sitzen auf einer parkbank und lesen eine zeitung. auf einmal steht der jude auf und verpruegelt den chinesen dass es schlimmer nicht mehr geht. er nimmt ihn so richtig in die mangel. als er fertig ist No trem Estavam viajando em um trem um judeu e um filipino. O filipino cochilou e o judeu se levantou da cadeira e começou a esmurrar o pobre do filipino. Acordando assustado o filipino perguntou: - Mas... Um judeu americano encontra um oriental e lhe dá uma tremenda surra. — Seu cretino! Seu covarde! - grita o judeu. Isso é por Pearl Harbour! O oriental não entendeu nada. — Para com isso! Pearl...