Семейство Ротшилд претърпяли корабокрушение с яхтата си в Карибско море. Баронът и съпругата му доплували със сал до необитаем остров. Той седнал на пясъка и започнал да гледа в морето. Manoel e Maria estão num vôo para a Austrália para comemorar o quarto aniversário de casamento. De repente, o comandante anuncia pelos alto-falantes: — Senhoras e senhores, tenho más notícias.... Un bateau fait naufrage. Un couple s Nadat hun vliegtuig is neergestort op een vlucht naar het zuiden, kan een koppel zich redden op een onbewoond eiland. Niets wijst erop dat ze nog zullen gevonden worden. De man vraagt zijn vrouw...
Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes time. The good news is that I can see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. The bad news is that this island appears to be uncharted - I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives."Yossi turns to Janine and asks, "Janine, dear, did we turn off the oven?" and Janine replies, "Of course."
"Janine, are our life insurance policies paid up?"
"Of course."
"Janine, did we pay our pledge for the synagogue appeal?"
"Oh my God, I forgot to send off the cheque."
"Thank Heaven! They'll find us for sure!"
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