Incredible Confession
в церковь заходит старик и обращается к священнику: - я бы хотел...
Мъж влиза в църква и се насочва право към изповедалнята.
Старец влиза в изповедалнята и казва на свещеника:
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest
Ein Mann geht zur Beichte und sagt zum Priester: "Vater
Un anciano entra a la iglesia
Un hombre de 80 años entró en el confesionario y le dijo al sacerdote lo siguiente: "Padre
A very old man went to a church
Kahdeksankymmentä ja kuolemavälillä oleva tutajava ukkeli käppäilee katoliseen kirkkoon tunnustamaan syntinsä: - Isä
Yaşlı bir adam kiliseye girer ve günah çıkarma kabinine yerleşir. Pederle aralarında aşağıdaki konuşma geçer: Adam: “92 yasımdayım
Um senhor de 60 anos entra no confissionário e vai falando pro padre: — Padre
Man:
“I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful wife of 60 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. For some reason, they thought I was kind of interesting. One thing led to another, and we ended up at a motel, where I had sеx with each of them twice.”
Priest:
“Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man:
“What sins?”
Priest:
“What kind of a Catholic are you?”
Man:
“I’m Jewish.”
Priest:
“Why are you telling me all this?”
Man:
“I’m telling everybody.”