En la oficina árabe le atienden por teléfono: - ¿Me dice su nombre
Q: Naam? A: Abdul Asis Q: Sexe? A: Ja iedere week 2 keer. Q: Nee
An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al Rahzib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No
An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No
Q: Your name please? A: Abdul Aziz Q: Sex? A: Yes. Two times every week. Q: No no. I mean
En man som är dålig på engelska kommer in på en arbetsförmedling i Holland för att söka jobb! - Name - Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No
- Name? - Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri. - Sex? - Four times a week - No
No balcão da Alfandega: Seu nome ? Abu Abdalah Sarafi. Sexo? Quatro vezes por semana. Não
Neulich bei der Einwanderungsbehörde:
"Name?"
— Qual o seu nome?
Reporter: "Excuse me
- Do you speak English?
Temel Amerika'ya gelir uçaktan iner pasaport olayı filan falan
Αχμέτ Χουσεϊν
Do you speak english?
An Arab at the airport: - 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' - 'Sex?' - 'Three to five times a week.' - 'No
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No
- NAME? - Muhjmatil Ahmed. - SEX? - Three times a week! - NO
Chiedono a Gheddafi: "ciao
All’Ufficio Immigrazioni: – Nome? – Mhoamhed. – Sesso? – 5 volte alla settimana. – Ma non in quel senso: maschio o femmina? – No importa
Saudi: Ahmed.
Interviewer: Sеx?
Saudi: 8 times a week.
Interviewer: Sorry, i meant male or female..
Saudi: Males, females, shemales, and sometimes even camels.
Interviewer: Holy соw!
Saudi: Yea, cows and goats, too.
Interviewer: Gosh, isn't that hostile?
Saudi: Horse style, dog style, any style!
Interviewer: Oh, dear!
Saudi: Nah, no deer, they run too fast!