Do you speak english?
Interviewer:
Αχμέτ Χουσεϊν
Temel Amerika'ya gelir uçaktan iner pasaport olayı filan falan
- Do you speak English?
— Qual o seu nome?
"Name?"
Neulich bei der Einwanderungsbehörde:
No balcão da Alfandega: Seu nome ? Abu Abdalah Sarafi. Sexo? Quatro vezes por semana. Não
- Name? - Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri. - Sex? - Four times a week - No
En man som är dålig på engelska kommer in på en arbetsförmedling i Holland för att söka jobb! - Name - Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No
Q: Your name please? A: Abdul Aziz Q: Sex? A: Yes. Two times every week. Q: No no. I mean
An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No
An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al Rahzib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No
Q: Naam? A: Abdul Asis Q: Sexe? A: Ja iedere week 2 keer. Q: Nee
En la oficina árabe le atienden por teléfono: - ¿Me dice su nombre
All’Ufficio Immigrazioni: – Nome? – Mhoamhed. – Sesso? – 5 volte alla settimana. – Ma non in quel senso: maschio o femmina? – No importa
Chiedono a Gheddafi: "ciao
- NAME? - Muhjmatil Ahmed. - SEX? - Three times a week! - NO
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No
An Arab at the airport: - 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' - 'Sex?' - 'Three to five times a week.' - 'No
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sеx?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy соw!"
Man: "Yes, соw, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."