Valentine's Day Jokes, Valentines day

Lesbians preparing for Valentines Day.

Lesbians preparing for Valentines Day.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty!

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I don’t believe in Valentine’s Day.
Today is the only day when I can bring myself to tell my wife I love her.

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Make sure to give your side b*tch a pencil for Valentine's day so she knows she is #2.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? "I'm stuck on you!"

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It’s a fucking sad day when the lamp post near my house had more cards and flowers than me on Valentines Day.
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Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

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The wife said she’s not wanting much for valentines day.
She said,”Just some chocolates and a few little surprises will do me.”
Kinder Eggs it is then.

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Dear men, "I don't want anything for Valentine's Day" is the same as "I'm fine." You're welcome.

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Valentines day I walk to a girl and be like I.....L.....L.....LO......LOVE.....y...yo........yogurt :P

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Why do cannibal's hate valentines day?
They can never find a sweet heart

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I may not be able to celebrate Valentines day, but at least w*nkers like me can still celebrate palm Sunday.

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Why did the boy go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!

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