Home
Joke Categories
Popular
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Funny pictures
Most popular
Newest jokes
Aviation jokes, Flying jokes, Pilot jokes, Airplane jokes
Christmas Jokes
Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus
Dad Jokes
Genie jokes
Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
Jewish Jokes
Jokes about US Elections 2020 Trump vs Biden
Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
Knock-knock jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Masturbation jokes
Nurse jokes
Old People Jokes
Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
Rude Jokes
Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
Sex Jokes
Vulgar jokes
Weed Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Chuck Norris
Dark Humor
Dirty jokes
Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
Donald Trump Jokes
Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
Valentine's Day Jokes, Valentines day
Вицове с Черен хумор, За смели...
English
Schwarzer Humor, Makabere Witz...
Chistes de Humor Negro
Черный юмор
Blague Humour Noir
Umorismo nero
Μαύρο χιούμορ
црн хумор
Türkçes
Анекдоти в темних кольорах, Ан...
Humor Sombrio
Dowcipy i kawały: Czarny humor
Mörk humor, Mörka skämt
Zwarte humor
Sort humor
Svart humor
Musta Huumori vitsit
Morbid viccek
Bancuri Umor Negru
Černý humor
Tamsus Humoras
Anekdotes ar melno humoru
Crni humor
My Jokes
Edit Profile
Logout
Newest jokes
Dark Humor
Dark Humor
Add a joke
Newest jokes
Most popular
1
0
4
Driving down the road and Saw my ex.
It's funny how "I'd hit that" Changes meaning over the Years.
1
0
4
„Тялото й се напрегна и тя потрепери
"Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it."
I probably should have told her about the new electric fence.
1
0
4
1
0
4
Poor, rich, ultra rich
2
0
4
What creature has four legs and one hand?
A happy Rottweiler returning from his morning walk.
0
0
4
There’s an evil rumor going around that I’m a hаrdсоrе gambler. I don’t know what ваsтаrd is spreading such lies, but I’d bet serious money on it being Mike.
0
0
4
It really makes me mad when I hear idiots saying that women belong in the kitchen. Such сrар. Who would clean the rest of the house?!
0
0
4
Спортуваш ли нещо?
- Ты занимаешься спортом?
Fragt ein Freund: Kevin
- Αθλείστε; - Το σεξ μετράει; - Φυσικά! - Τότε όχι.
При доктора: - Спортувате ли? - А се-кса брои ли се? - Естествено
- Дали се занимавате со спорт? - Сексот се рачуна? - Да. - Епа
Docteur : Faites-vous du sport ? Patient : Est-ce que faire l'amour compte ? Docteur : Oui. Patient : Alors non.
Doctor:
“Do you do sports?”
Patient:
“Does sеx count?”
Doctor:
“Yes.”
Patient:
“Then no.”
0
0
4
Patient:
“Doctor, I just feel so invisible, ignored… Like I didn’t even exist…”
Doctor:
“Next!”
0
0
4
(Girl to a guy standing on the railing in the middle of a tall bridge)
“No! Please don't jump!”
(pulls out phone and turns on camera)
“OK, go ahead!”
0
0
4
My grandpa came back from the war with one leg.
We still don’t know whose leg it is.
0
0
4
My father fell asleep in front of the TV.
I put a picture of our female neighbor, some tissues and a рот of Vaseline next to him. Let's see how my mother reacts.
1
1
4
- Am I beautiful, George?
- You’re like the Sun! It’s painful looking at you.
0
0
4
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday.
Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
0
0
4
Δάσκαλος και μαθητής
Японска школа за пилоти-камикадзе.
Ein Terroristenführer ruft seine Auszubildenden zu einer Demonstration zusammen. Nachdem er allen gezeigt hat wie die Weste mit dem Sprengstoff anzuziehen ist und der Zünder eingerichtet wird
Naquela escola de treinamento para Kamikazes
L’istruttore della scuola di terroristi sta tenendo la lezione sul come si usano le bombe negli attentati kamikaze. Entra in aula tutto imbottito di tritolo mentre mostra il detonatore che ha in...
Kamikáze oktató az újoncoknak: - Jól figyeljenek
Kamikaze pilot instructor:
“OK, listen up, and listen up closely. I don’t want to have to repeat myself to you again tomorrow!”
0
0
4
Husband approaches his wife, “Jenny, I think I have a problem.”
Jenny smiles at him kindly, “Darling, your problems are my problem also. Trouble shared is trouble halved. Tell me.”
“OK, “ says the husband, “in that case, we got the neighbor pregnant.”
0
0
4
Като бях малък
Fritzchen rennt zu seinem Vater und schreit: "Papa
Sohn: "Papa
Monster Dreng: “Far der ligger et monster under sengen” Far svarer: “Knægt herinde ligger det i sengen”
Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!" Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son
Ніч. — Тато
- Mami
Vater zu seinem 5-jährigem Sohn: "Nein
Papa
Father talks to his 5-year-old son:
“No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
0
0
4
Next