Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.
One complained to the other, "Boy, business suскs. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my f**king аss!"
Too late -- he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem... If I don't sell more аss this month, I'm going to lose my f**king car!"