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Um famoso político brasileiro En ateist satt ved siden av en liten jente på flyet. Han snudde seg mot henne og sa: – Vil du prate litt? Flyreisen går fortere om man prater med noen. Den lille jenta Ein Fremder sitzt im Flugzeug neben einem kleinen Mädchen. Der Fremde wendet sich ihr zu und sagt: "Reden wir ein wenig zusammen? Die Flüge gehen schneller vorüber An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said В самолет на съседни седалки седят господин и момиченце.
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a соw and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a соw turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?"
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Um famoso político brasileiro En ateist satt ved siden av en liten jente på flyet. Han snudde seg mot henne og sa: – Vil du prate litt? Flyreisen går fortere om man prater med noen. Den lille jenta Ein Fremder sitzt im Flugzeug neben einem kleinen Mädchen. Der Fremde wendet sich ihr zu und sagt: "Reden wir ein wenig zusammen? Die Flüge gehen schneller vorüber An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said В самолет на съседни седалки седят господин и момиченце.
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