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Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me

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Blonde Jokes | Animal Jokes

A man walks into a bar.
Lucky ваsтаrd.

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Jonh asked his father for an iPhone ...
- Dad, will you give me an IPhone?
- What is the magic word?
- Mary!
- Who's Mary?
- Your lover!
- Do you want a film? Cover? What color?

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Cheating Jokes, Infidelity Jokes, Adultery Jokes

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
"All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"

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School jokes, Teacher Jokes | Money jokes | Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Little Johnny | Men jokes

After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's вrа off, I decided to give up,
I wish I'd never put it on now.

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Men jokes

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.
I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Internet Jokes

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | One Liner Jokes, Short jokes

Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.
Stay lazy my friends

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A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks:
"Can I touch it?"
"No way - you already broke yours off!"

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Jokes about Women | Men-Women jokes | Dirty jokes | Sex Jokes | Heaven And Hell Jokes

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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News & Politics | Money jokes | Best Priest Jokes, Best Catholic Priest Jokes

- Mom, can my friend come over?
- Yes, just clean your room first.
Call friend ...
- Hey bro, she said - NO!

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School jokes, Teacher Jokes

When a married man says "I'll think about it", what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Men jokes | Life Jokes

As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.

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No english dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words, COMPLETE and FINISHED.
Some people say there is no difference, but there is:
When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE!
When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!
And if you marry a wife who likes shopping you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

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I'd normally ask a question but since it's 2020, I'll just keep driving

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First rule of Sundays: If you can’t reach it from your couch, you don’t need it.

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When Miley Cyrus is nакеd and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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Celebrity jokes, Celebrities Jokes, Pop Culture jokes | Music jokes, Musician Jokes

Teacher: "Johnny, write a sentence ending with the word hand."
Johnny: "My реnis in your hand."
Teacher: "What?"
Johnny: "Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is."

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