Jokes
17 hours ago
Impress your co-workers with your new-found Buzzword Vocabulary. …
Read computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and gain a little understanding of new products and software releases. …
Then start using phrases and cliches like “paradigm shift,”
“diversity,”
“empowerment,”
“At the end of the day,”
“Bandwidth,”
“Cloud Computing,”
“Client-Centric,”
“Organic growth,”
“Holistic approach,”
“Touch base,”
“Sea change,”
“Bloom’s Taxonomy,”
“Win-win” freely when you are in conversation with your bosses. Remember: They likely won’t understand what you said, but you sure will sound impressive!
17 hours ago
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
LOS ANGELES TIMES, December 9:
A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer.
When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said,
"That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.