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A guy is stopped by traffic police. The police officer asks him to open his trunk – and sees 2 penguins sitting inside. The officer is shocked and says to the guy, “Sir, you’ve got to takes those two to the Zoo right away!” The guy agrees and leaves.
The next day – same place, same police officer – he is stopped again. The officer again asks him to open his trunk, and to his confusion, there are the two penguins sitting again, today with swimming hats on their heads. The officer says, “I told you yesterday that you have to take them to the Zoo, didn’t I?!”
“And I did take them to the Zoo, just like you said. And today we’re going swimming.”
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What's always taken before you can get it?
Your picture.
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Jaimito y la firma en la oscuridad
Στο σκοτάδι
Έλεγχος.
Οι τυφλοί βαθμοί
Татко
- Мамо
Fritzchen:
Little Johnny asked his father
Papà
O garoto chega da escola e logo pergunta ao pai: — Papai
Noch mehr einfache Witze: Elfriede: "Papa
Jasio pyta tatę: - Czy potrafisz podpisać się z zamkniętymi oczami? - Potrafię. - To świetnie. Trzeba podpisać się kilka razy w moim dzienniczku.
“Dad
Toto dit à son père : - Papa
- Тату
Un copil il intreaba pe tatal sau: - Tata
- "Papà sai firmare ad occhi chiusi? ... Allora firma la mia pagella!"
- Babacığım
- "Papà
- Mamma
"Sag mal Papa
Son: Dad You Are My Hero. Dad: Really! Son: Yes. Son: Can You Give Me An Autograph With Your Eyes Closed? Dad: Well
Fiona asks her daddy, “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?”
“I believe I could, child, if I tried.”
“Excellent, do you think you would like to try it on my school report?”
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Купили ново колело на Иванчо.
Το ποδήλατο και το παιδάκι
Иванчо се научил да кара колело. Първо го карал с две ръце. След това без една ръка. След това без ръце. И накрая без зъби.
Un dia los reyes le trajeron una bicicleta a Jaimito. Jaimito ledice a su mama:
Fritzchen übt Fahrradfahren.
Niels beeindruckt seine Mutter mit einem Kunststück auf dem Fahrrad. Als er nach einiger Zeit vorbeifährt schreit er: "Schau mal Mutti ohne Hände." Nach einer Weile fährt er wieder vorbei und ruft: "Schau mal Mutti ohne Hände und Füße." Einige Minuten später kommt er wieder vorbei und sagt...
Pierino vuole conquistarla una sua amica e pensa di fare una bravata sulla sua bicicletta: - Guarda Gisella
Jeździ sobie Jasiu na rowerku koło domu i mówi: - Mamusiu
Pikku-Kalle ajoi pyörällä korttelia ympäri ja äiti katseli portailta. Ensin Pikku-Kalle huusi: “Katso äiti
C'e pierino che vede una sua amica seduta nella panchina
Uma menina ganhou uma bicicleta nova do pai
Koen heeft een nieuwe fiets gekregen. Zo trots als een pauw fietst hij op en neer over straat. 'Kijk eens mama
Det var en gang en danske
Brauc puisītis ar divriteni un sauc: - Mammu
Klein Thomas auf dem Fahrrad: "Mami
Little Kevin rides his bike and yells at his mummy, “Look mom, I can ride the bike with just one hand!”
He goes by the second time and yells excitedly, “Mom, mom, look no hands at all!”
He comes the third time and proudly hollers, “Look mom, no teeth, either!”
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How does a YouTube star stay cool?
By keeping close to his fans.
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What are theSnake’s last words?
"Oh drat, I bit my tongue!"
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A teacher shows Little Johnny a butterfly and asks, “Well, Johnny, what do we call this butterfly?”
Little Johnny says, “That’s a peacock butterfly.”
“Come on, Johnny, peacock butterflies aren’t green!”
“Well maybe this one isn’t ripe yet?”
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What does a snail say when he finds himself on a turtle’s back?
Wheeee!!!
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What do you get when you crossbreed a refrigerator and a guitar?
Some really cool music.
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Little Johnny, why on Earth did you cover your pillow with honey?!
I wanted to have sweet dreams.
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A bunny is hopping across the forest and sees a huge pile of роор. The bunny cautiously approaches, puts its finger in it, sniffs, licks lightly and says, “Aha! That’s dog роор. Lucky I didn’t step in it.”
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"I’m still not sure whether to buy this house. It’s really nice and everything, but I heard it’s haunted."
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"Pishposh. I’ve never seen any ghosts here, and I’ve lived in the neighborhood for 500 years!"
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Jamito el padre y las matemáticas
El examen de Jaimito y la perdida de memoria
- Сине
Un díaantes
Tatal ii Zice fiului: - Mai bine ai trece examenul azi
Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father. Son: Ok
Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! Son: ..... Son: sure
Dad- Son
Λέει η μάνα του Τοτού στον Τοτό: - Τοτέ εάν κοπείς στα μαθήματα της εξεταστικής ξέχνα ότι είσαι παιδί μου. Μετά από μερικές ώρες τον ξαναρωτάει : - Πώς τα πήγες; Τοτός : – Γνωριζόμαστε κυρία μου;
Little Kenny is about to have a big test and his father says:
“You better study real good boy, ‘cause if you don’t pass that test, you can forget that you’re my son!”
The next day Kenny comes home and his dad asks him how he did in the test.
Kenny looks at him and says, “And who are you, dude?”
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