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Кандидат кмет, който разбрал, че всички гласоподаватели са за него, се обърнал към жена си:
Золотая свадьба. Муж спрашивает жену:
Златна сватба. Съпругът попитал жена си:
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An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: "My dearest you see I
Старий футболіст під кінець життя вирішив запитати в своєї дружини: — Жінко, ми прожили довге життя. Нам нічого один від одного приховувати. Скажи мені, тільки чесно, ти мені зраджувала? — Я тобі скажу. Зраджувала. Але тільки три рази, й тільки в твоїх власних інтересах. — І коли це трапилось...
O caminhoneiro estava no seu leito de morte e pergunta à mulher, com voz moribunda: — Mulher, sei que estou morrendo e nada disso mais me importa agora, mas só por curiosidade, você já me traiu...
Gustav och Greta hade varit gift i 50 år och Gustav hade en liten fråga till sin fru. – Har du någonsin varit otrogen mot mig Greta? – Nu när vi varit gifta i 50 år kan jag faktiskt erkänna att jag...
Un couple à la retraite fait le point sur son passé. La femme demande : - Tu te souviens de la blondasse qui te servait de secrétaire au début des années 80 ? Tu l
Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?
Yes, honey, three times.
When was the first time?
Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit?
And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you.
Thanks, darling.
And when was the second time?
Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to make the surgery for you?
And finally the head of the department took care of you?
Thank you darling, you saved my life.
And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time?
Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes?