Newest jokes

Newest jokes

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.

Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.

One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test.
While there, his blood got drawn and he then left.
Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test.
Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive."
The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?"
The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream."
The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?"
The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.