happiness

Some people say there is no difference, but there is:
When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE!
When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!
And if you marry a wife who likes shopping you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

- Yes but just oral.
- What is oral s*x?
- I say "F*ck you", she says "F*ck you too"!

I'm gonna exercise everyday.
I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it ...
Is that a cake?

but look at the ass.