Chuck Norris

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Chuck Norris orders his pancakes at the Waffle House.... And he gets them.

0

0

Chuck norris doesnt turn on the microwave..... He dares it not to work

0

0

Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-аss for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal

0

0

Who could destroy ISIS?
Chuck Norris
Or
Thelegend27

0

0

The only reason Chuck Norris isn't dead is because he knows Bruce Lee is waiting for him on the other side

0

0

Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM

0

0

Need a list of animals that got on chucks bad side, check the extinction list

0

0

Chuck norris doesnt liск the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves

0

0

This is why there is no street called Chuck Norris Avenue. No one can cross Chuck Norris and still be alive

0

0

Chuck Norris is so fast he won the Daytona 500, and watched 499 laps from the stands.

0

0

Chuck Norris can remove wax with chest hair.

0

0

Go to Google. Com and then type exactly what is in here:
“Google chuck norris” then click on [im feeling lucky] ….
The page says: google won’t search for chuck norris because u don’t find chuck Norris, he finds u”
If u dont believe me try it out 4 yourself!!!!!

0

0

How Chuck Norris got his name:
He was chucked into Norris.

0

0

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

0

0

Sonic Can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

0

0

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.

0

0

Chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket

0

0

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain… it died.

0

0