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It doesn't snow where Chuck Norris lives, it's always sunny like Philadelphia.

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I would actually pay to watch chuck norris to beat up Justin Bieber

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Chuck Norris fought on a bet with Superman. Whoever lost had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

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Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon

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When chuck norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive... the zombies are

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Chuck Norris once high-fived a kid on Halloween. The kid's name was Neil Armstrong. He landed on the moon.

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The Black Eyed Peas were known just as the peas before they met Chuck Norris and now we know them as the BLACK EYED Peas.

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Chuck Norris once punched a man accidentally, but the force is too strong and it left the man mentally retarded
The man's name is Donald Trump.

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The power from the Big Ваng is equivalent to '1 CNRK'
("1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick")

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Santa actually has TWO lists; "who's naughty or nice" and "make sure Chuck Norris gets whatever he wants."

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There has been 6 extinction in Earth and Chuck Norris survived them all.

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Chuck Norris Is So Bad Аss, He Starred in a 14 Second Movie Called Chuck Norris Vs Goku, Hulk, Superman, Iron Man.............. And won

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, Chuck Norris was drinking from the well... You know the rest of the story!

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Chuck Norris once got a вlоw job from a girl, Two days later she died from swallowing cement

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Chuck Norris doesn't get affected by the earthquake, he is trying to make the Earth оrgаsм.

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Once chuck norris was маsтurватing in a picture of a magazine ...
Guess what it was JAPAN written in that.
Now , we know what сuмs in japan every once a decade .

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Yesterday, Chuck Norris got shot
Today is the bullet's funeral

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Once Chuck Norris raced with light and stood second.
That's because when he overcame the speed of light, he traveled back in time.

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