Chuck Norris

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I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one.
Chuck Norris is the only gingеr that burns the sun.

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Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger)
He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow

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Chuck Norris once had вееr with a bunch of aliens in a nondescript location.
Today we call it Area 51

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Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris
Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

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It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child
Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

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Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test
The machine confessed everything

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Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty
And killed someone in Battlefield

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When Chuck Norris moved out
His dad became the man of the house.

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I don't believe Chuck Norris is that great
Cuz if he was, he would show up right now, and slam my head all over my keasdhjaiosdcnhq09w8hjkoldq0i9 wdhj09qw daU9 10Q9WDJ09W3Q21JD QWD

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Веll invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris got stabbed
The knife bled to death

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I guess since Chuck Norris will be raiding Area 51
We can be sure there will be no aliens there

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In 1982, Chuck Norris entered a diск measuring contest. They're still measuring.

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Chuck Norris had a court appointment. But the judge didn't dare to show up.

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Chuck Norris can spread crunchy peanut butter on a slice of soft toast bread.

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Chuck Norris seasons his steaks with pepper spray.

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Chuck Norris actually solves problems with the
Windows Troubleshooter.

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Chuck Norris is still getting updates for Windows XP.

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