- Странно, что у самых больших дураков самые красивые жены! - сказал муж. - Много странно, най-красивите жени се женят за глупаци A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope! While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.

Mann:
"Es ist doch immer wieder erstaunlich, dass die hübschesten Mädchen die größten Idioten heiraten."
Frau:
"Liebling. Das ist das schönste Kompliment seit Jahren."