Кампување Strange Bed Fellows Three Men and a Bed три друга поехали отдыхать. в отеле им сказали, что свободен только один номер с одной, но... C'est l'histoire de trois mecs qui couchent dans une tente... After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said,... Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then... Det var 3 killar som delade madrass på LAN. På morgonen vaknar dem och den första säger: "Vilken skön dröm jag hade, kändes som att nån runka av mig". Den andra säger samma sak. Och den tredje säger: "Jag drömde att jag åkte skidor".

Dans un camping, 3 potes dorment dans une même tente. Au petit matin, ils discutent :
- J'ai rêvé qu'on me caressait le zizi.
- Moi aussi j'ai rêvé de ça !
Le dernier gars, qui a dormi au milieu, dit :
- J'ai rêvé que je faisais du ski de fond...

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