Chistes de médicos

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Η δεύτερη γνώμη! Психиатъра ми ми каза, че съм луда. A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says: Жена отива на лекар и той й казва: Doctor: You're obese. Un señor va al médico porque se encuentra muy mal. Tras una exploración, el doctor le comenta: Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical. After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: "Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese. I would strongly... Vous avez un cancer du foie et c'est incurable. - Docteur, comme vous y allez, j'aimerais avoir un deuxième avis. - En plus, vous êtes moche. Depois de avaliar os exames de seu paciente o médico lhe dá uma notícia nada boa: — Lamento informar mas o senhor tem poucos meses de vida! — Não! não! Eu quero uma segunda opinião! — Então tá:... Arzt: "Sie sind stark übergewichtig." Patient: "Uff. Da hätte ich gern eine zweite Meinung." Arzt: „Hässlich sind Sie auch.“ - Κύριε μου, είστε υπερτασικός. - Γιατρέ μου μπορώ να έχω και μια δεύτερη γνώμη ? - Βεβαίως! Είστε και άσχημος. Er komt een man bij de dokter. Hij voelt zich zo rottig. De dokter onderzoekt hem en komt tot de conclusie dat de man geen drie weken meer heeft te leven. De man is eerst nogal beduusd, maar zegt... A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils have to come out. Patient: I wanna second opinion. Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too. Un tip se duce la doctor să afle ce e în neregulă cu el. - Problema dumneavoastră este că sunteţi gras, îi spuse doctorul. - Aş vrea şi o a doua opinie, spuse tipul. - Bine, sunteţi şi urât, îi... My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.” I went to see my doctor, and he told me I was overweight. I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Alright. You're ugly." - Rodney Dangerfield
Скршеници Συμβουλή γιατρού !!! Έσπασα το πόδι μου Ο γιατρός και ο Πόντιος 3 μέρη Ο γιατρός. Един човек на патерици, влиза в кабинета, казва: O paciente chega para o médico chorando de dor e diz: - Doutor, quebrei meu braço em dois lugares. Preciso de ajuda. O que eu faço? O médico olha em seus olhos e diz: - Olha, rapaz, eu acho melhor você não voltar mais nesses lugares. - Доктор, я сломал руку в трех местах! - А зачем вы ходите в такие места?! Furiren får se soldat Svensson komma med armen i bandage och frågar: – Vad har du gjort? – Jag har brutit armen på två ställen, furir! – Då tycker jag att Svensson ska undvika de där ställena i... - Γιατρέ έσπασα το χέρι μου σε δυο μέρη. - Να αποφεύγεις αυτά τα δυο μέρη. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Γιατρέ πονάω σε 3 μέρη... - Να μην ξαναπάς εκεί...