Un niño le dice a su papa.
- Papa si ganaras la loteria que harias
Y el papa dice.
- Cancun,champam y mujeres
Y si no ganaras.
- Chimulco,cerveza y tu madre

I bought a lottery ticket. My son asked me: "Dady if your ticket wins $100,000 what will you do?" I replied: "A travel to Europe, drink best and most expensive wines, making sex by the most beautiful actress and so on." He again asked: "If unfortunately, your ticket didn't win what would be your...
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