Бай Ганьо, американецът и англичанинът си говорят кой какво подарил на жена си. Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn No velho bar de sempre, os três amigos bebiam e conversavam: — Acabei de comprar um colar de ouro com brilhantes e um anel de rubi pra minha namorada — disse o primeiro deles. — Sabe como é, se ela não gostar do colar, pelo menos vai gostar do anel. — E eu acabo de comprar um celular pra minha... There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she
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