Um judeu estava viajando com sua BMW, quando de repente bateu em um poste.
Ele sai desesperado do carro todo amassado dizendo:
— Ai, meu Deus, meu carra!
Pouco depois, os bombeiros chegam.
Um deles diz ao judeu:
— O senhor perde um braço, e fiса preocupado com o seu carro?
Só então o judeu percebe que perdeu o braço esquerdo.
— Ai minha Rolex!

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