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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."

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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.

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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.

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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.

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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke.... That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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