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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Преди много години Chuck Norris once had an arm-wrestling competition with Superman. The bet was that the loser has to then wear his underwear on top of his trousers. Un jour Chuck Norris ja Teräsmies löivät kerran vetoa. Häviäjän pitää loppuikänsä pitää alushousuja housujen päällä.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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За феновете на "Star Wars"- малко известен факт е Чък Норис участвал във филма "Междузвездни войни" в ролята на силата! Чък Норис е единственият Chuck Norris a joué dans tous les films de la saga Star Wars... Dans le rôle de la Force. Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force. Chuck Norris spielt im Film Star Wars mit. Er ist die Macht Chuck Norris war in allen Star Wars Filmen dabei - er spielte die Macht Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris sai happy mealin itkemään.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter Chuck Norris kan skära genom en kniv med smör. Chuck Norris schneidet ein heißes Messer mit Butter. Chuck Norris voi leikata voilla kuuman veitsen läpi.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke.... That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Супермен Kinder haben Superman-Schlafanzüge. Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris. Vissa människor har på sig stålmannen-pyjamas. Stålmannen har på sig Chuck Norris-pyjamas. Superman schläft mit einem Chuck-Norris-Schlafanzug. Lapset käyttävät Teräsmies-pyjamia. Teräsmies käyttää Chuck Norris -pyjamaa. Sokan hordanak Superman-es pizsomát Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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