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Атомска бомба Eigentlich wollten die Amerikaner Chuck Norris über Hiroshima abwerfen. Всъщност, американците искали да пуснат Чик Норис над Хирошима, вместо атомна бомба. Президентът Труман трябвало да реши дали да пуснат атомна бомба над Хирошима или да пратят Чък Норис. The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris. Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Ред Бул Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'. Det man blir pigg av i RedBull är Chuck Norris svett. Einmal ist Chuck Norris auf die Idee gekommen seinen Urin in Dosen abzufüllen. Heute nennt man es Red Bull. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris vende su orina en lata. Se la conoce como Red Bull. Aktivní složka nápoje Red Bull je pot Chucka Norrise.
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Бесконечно Чък Норис е единственият човек броил два пъти до безкрайност. Чък Норис може да брои до безкрайност. Chuck Norris a déjà compté jusqu'à l'infini. Deux fois. Chuck Norris har räknat till oändligheten, två gånger. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris ha contado hasta el número infinito... dos veces. Chuck Norris policzył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Rysiu też, ale na palcach jednej ręki. Chuck Norris doliczył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Chuck Norris napočítal do nekonečna. Dvakrát.
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Чък Норис е умрял преди 10 години, но Косачът не смее да му го каже... Храброст Смрт Чък Норис бил починал преди 20 години, но смъртта още не можела да събере смелост да му го каже. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris est mort depuis 10 ans, mais la Mort n'a pas encore trouvé le courage d'aller lui dire. Chuck Norris est déjà mort 5 fois, mais la mort n'a jamais osé lui dire. Chuck Norris dog för 20 år sedan, Döden har bara inte samlat mod nog att tala om det för honom än. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris ist eigentlich schon vor zehn Jahren gestorben. Der Tod traut sich bloss nicht ihm Bescheid zu sagen. Chuck Norris kuoli 20-vuotta sitten. Kuolema vain ei uskalla kertoa sitä hänelle. Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him. - Chuck Norris már kétszer meghalt, csak a halál nem mert eljönni érte! Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris. Чак Норис умре пред 10 години, но смртта нема храброст да му каже! En vérité Chuck Norris est mort depuis plus de 30 ans. Mais la Mort n'a jamais osée lui avouer.
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